Monthly Archives: February 2020

Stone Cold Case

Throw a bone to Roger Stone and lock up testifiers. Whistle blowers, it’s been shown, are dictator deniers. Anyone who’s gone to court and acted as a witness may think twice and cut things short … Read more

Sect Education

I am the only grad of late Trump University. At least that’s what he tells me and he won’t return my fee. He said the courses were on line, kept somewhere on his Twitter. He … Read more

Up a Notch

Dixville Notch, the nation’s crotch, is set to cast first vote. The process, which they seldom botch, is let five bottles float. With picks inside, they ride the tide along New Hampshire’s shore. ‘Til someone … Read more

Ideology Update

If the left and right here did switch places, right would see a lot more non-white faces. Left would have to hold those MAGA signs, right be pepper sprayed in protest lines. Left would say … Read more

In Stitches

The Don is giving pink slips to his enemies within, making sure the backstabbing will not happen again. Oh sure, he says, they stabbed me, even though it was the truth; they soiled my name, my … Read more

Rush Hour

Rush Limbaugh walks amongst the freedom gods, a snarling racist bigot, what’s the odds. He calls girls sluts and bitches, a.m. radio in stitches. He likes the women’s movement for their bods. He skirts around … Read more

Badtime Story

In what’s now become the wild wild west, there’s a bedtime story kids love best, about a family that ruled the land in what came to be a four year stand. The ruler’s name was … Read more

Impeach-free Speech

The state of the union is very much divided, warring factions calling each, the other one, misguided. A slippery slope, no hope, no hope, and both are quite sheer sided. Two ships of fools without … Read more

Star Fangled Scammer

Oh say can you see by the Don’s surly fight Why so proudly we hail all his sly lies and scheming. Whose broad snipes and bright slurs through the impeachment fight, O’er his huge wall … Read more

Bacon Bowl

Football is a game which can prompt some heated discussions, some about statistics, some about concussions. People’d rather see these very pumped up gladiators doing their tough mayhem dance, quite unlike fey ice skaters. When … Read more

This Olde House

Just redecorated the republic. It was getting old and rather frayed. Threw out lots of useless junk in Constitution drawers. Made sure rules that help the elite stayed. All that rusted bull crap about lying … Read more